Saturday, January 16, 2010

Steven Segal: Law Man


I think it is both strange and funny that Steven Segal has his own reality show in which he works for a Sheriff's office in Louisiana. It's not surprising though seeing as Segal hasn't had a movie released to theaters since 2002's Half Past Dead and it's kind of shocking that that one even made the cut, although, credit must be given: Half Past Dead features the best scene rapper Ja Rule has ever acted in.

What's funny is that, can you imagine calling in a domestic disturbance and have Steven Segal showing up at your door? Really, this man. However, I can see why a small town Sheriff's department would want Segal on the payroll. How can there be any crime left in Louisiana with a man on the force who can't even be phased by a high power helicopter attack. Want proof? Here you go. What Segal can do with a single pistol flies way beyond simple violence and into the realm of poetry doesn't it?



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